Sex Toys…That Don’t Look like Sex Toys

Sometimes I wonder if an un-savvy beauty addict (I know sacrilege) walked in to my bathroom, they would think I was into all kinds of weird stuff. (Not to say that I am not 😉 )

Butt plugs or foundation sponges
Butt plugs? Love eggs?
No.. contour sponges
Magic wand
Clitoral Vibrator?
No face massager (review coming soon!)

So in the spirit of Valentine’s Day, 50 shades of grey (yes I know it doesn’t represent BDSM accurately) and women doing it for themselves (literally), I had a look on the internet to see if I could find sex toys that don’t look like..erm sex toys!

Foreplay Jewlery
 Necklace…Turn Me On…Wear Me Out
The World's Most Sophisticated Oral Sex Simulator
 Perfume bottle – Surrender to the most exciting oral pleasure imaginable, with an upgraded version of LELO’s multi award-winning oral sex simulator. Now a larger rotating nub sits beneath its smooth silicone skin, promising long seductive swirls and intense pulsations on and around the clitoris. This outstanding design is also USB-rechargeable and offers the option of applying SenseTouch™ technology through its 10 stimulation modes, where vibrations activate on contact with the skin.
Sensual massage string of pearls
Ring – Sensual massage string of pearls
Made with spiralled cotton rope, a double metal ring and engraved with Agent Provocateur script logo, the Xena cuff will have you all tied up wherever your fantasies dare to take you. The Xena cuff has a zinc metal base plated in 22ct gold.
Could be anything right? Napkin ring maybe? – Made with spiralled cotton rope, a double metal ring and engraved with Agent Provocateur script logo, the Xena cuff will have you all tied up wherever your fantasies dare to take you.
The Xena cuff has a zinc metal base plated in 22ct gold.
This ladylike, lipstick-shaped Kandi Kisses vibrator is a great addition to any modern woman's purse. And who would know that better than Kandi Burruss of The Real Housewives of Atlanta," the celebrity who launched the Bedroom Kandi line of vibrators. The splash proof, bullet-style vibrator offers three speeds and four styles of vibration in a cheeky, pocket-sized design. Rechargeable through a USB port and nearly silent; the full charge delivers two hours of fun This product has a one-year warranty against breakage or defects.For optimum use, charge via computer or ipod/iphone USB outlet adapter. Splash proof, do not fully submerge.
Lipstick – This ladylike, lipstick-shaped Kandi Kisses vibrator is a great addition to any modern woman’s purse. And who would know that better than Kandi Burruss of The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” the celebrity who launched the Bedroom Kandi line of vibrators. The splash proof, bullet-style vibrator offers three speeds and four styles of vibration in a cheeky, pocket-sized design. Rechargeable through a USB port and nearly silent; the full charge delivers two hours of fun This product has a one-year warranty against breakage or defects.For optimum use, charge via computer or ipod/iphone USB outlet adapter. Splash proof, do not fully submerge.
Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator
Fan? – The world’s best oral sex simulator for women just got even better! Sqweel 2 features a wheel with 10 lapping silicone tongues, 3 powerful speeds, 30% more power and a new reversible mode and flicker function for incredible orgasms every time.

And lastly just because it’s horrendously genius…

L’intimate is a functional lint roller with a secret compartment in the handle for storing a vibrator, or other personal items. Thus, L’intimate is used both as a sex toy and an actual lint brush, with a universal size adhesive tape roll than can be replaced.
L’intimate is a functional lint roller with a secret compartment in the handle for storing a vibrator, or other personal items. Thus, L’intimate is used both as a sex toy and an actual lint brush, with a universal size adhesive tape roll than can be replaced.

Brilliant and Fabulous don’t you agree? So if you don’t have a date for this valentines, make a date with yourself! #doingitforourself

Until next time, thank you for reading and sharing!

danielle

Naughty Little Cards…

As much as I am all for showing someone you love/ lusting after them, Valentine’s Day can be just a little bit too mushy and highly over rated for some, especially if you have been in a relationship for long time.

Now I have a sick warped sense of humour anyway, but I came across a website called The naughty little card shop and I just had to share some of these with you!

So if you’re looking for an alternative, to the “lovey dovey crap” look no further! (If not…well just enjoy a giggle.)

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You can find all these cards here and they are £3 each. They aim to dispatch within one working day, so plenty of time for you to grab one!

My favourite has to be ” I am so glad your mum didn’t swallow you” –  What’s yours?

Let me know if you decided to order one, and which one you picked!

Until next time thank you for reading, and sharing!

danielle